Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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