But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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