Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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