This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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