don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
