Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
foreskin is a definite game changer
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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