Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
