Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Let's paint friendship bongs
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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