I want to stick my p in your. b.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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