It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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