question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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