Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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