How'd it feel making her break her religion?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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