You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
ttyl tear gas
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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