On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
