i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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