grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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