This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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