STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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