There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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