dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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