that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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