I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
do herpes really smell.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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