This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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