scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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