Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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