the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
This is the high leading the old right now
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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