tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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