Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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