He had one of those small greek statue penises
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
third nipple confirmed
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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