this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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