You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
The air taste purple.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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