help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
two words...techno handjob
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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