FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
so let's talk penis.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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