I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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