Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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