Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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