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His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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