Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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