these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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