well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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