im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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