dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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