So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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