Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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