elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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