PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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