I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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