If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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