You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
