are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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