it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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