Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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