good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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