Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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