Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
she pinky promised me she was 18
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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