Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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