So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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