I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Success! We fucked roommates!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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