dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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