you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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