bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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