You work out of a Hotel?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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